Amellia hello

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

milkflc:

sleeping with makeup on and waking up looking like pete wentz in 2007

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

clestroying:

This is how me and my mum communicate

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

heysticks:

blowjob advice:

make sure beforehand to tap the tip with your finger and say, “is this thing on?”

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.



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