Amellia hello

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

mutilatedmemories:

okaymoose:

expiredpizzacoupons:

i was inspired 

beautiful

Brought tears to my eyes :’)

kayleighoconnor:

Monsters, Inc. 3D!

Like everyone else, I have loved this film ever since I first watched it - and now it’s being re-released in 3D next Friday! I cannot wait to go to the cinema to see it. I had to make these nails to celebrate :)

There is Boo’s door on my thumb, and Boo herself dressed up as a monster on my index finger (complete with google-y eyes, haha). Then there’s Sulley’s fur on my middle finger, a 3D Mike on my ring finger and the Monsters, Inc. logo on my little finger :)

I’ll be wearing these next Friday when I go to watch the film (but I’m sure I’ll be going to see it more than once!) x

Missing my darry :’(

wild-nigglets:

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”


apolloyoostis:

The cast and crew of The Big Bang Theory dance to “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen.
I love these guys so much. Long live the Big Bang Theory~! >8’D

katloveriscrayfordm:

Yes!!!!!! I have been waiting all night to put this up!



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