"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
— How I’m going to propose (via jovitaramos)
(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via distinctmemory)
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
(Source: 4titty, via australiansanta)
me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse