niamhhaay:

princess-ramen:

map of the UK

Bout right
It’s nice that leeds got a mention
We’re pretty okay but ppl forget us

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

spoken-not-written:

dajo42:

whovian-four-life:

dat-assbutt-tho:

way-too-sarcastic:

reblogallthenerdythings:

As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news

• Morgoth
• Mordred
• Mount Doom
• Darth Maul
• The Master
• Moriarty
• Morganna

Moffat

Mark Gatiss

Metatron

me

Mitt Romney

Mount druitt

Hhshahhahahahaahahahahahahhshahahahahshshdkgkgkfkfjfjfjfjf die die die

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop